Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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