He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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