I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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