I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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