how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
