what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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