I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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