just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
This baby is an asshole
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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