id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I love you.
Bad choice
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