I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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