I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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