Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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