I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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