question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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