did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
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Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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