Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heâ€™s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out