You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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