i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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