was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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