Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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