Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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