They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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