I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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