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(919): View more from North Carolina

great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with

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(919): great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with http://tfl.nu/d2kg

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(805): View more from California

peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.

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(805): peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees. http://tfl.nu/j4sn

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(301): View more from Maryland

Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.

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(301): Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them. http://tfl.nu/uwdn

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(602): View more from Arizona

but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.

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(602): but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please. http://tfl.nu/sk7q

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.

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(787): She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work. http://tfl.nu/8rxz

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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.

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(301): I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this. http://tfl.nu/hhg4

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(574): View more from Indiana

Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..

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(574): Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called.. http://tfl.nu/0u89

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(679): View more from Michigan

You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.

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You really are best friends.

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(679): You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road. (679): You really are best friends. http://tfl.nu/zi1s

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.

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(423): You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti. http://tfl.nu/u3mr

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(770): View more from Georgia

Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...

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(770): Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less... http://tfl.nu/7jyd

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.

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(973): I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian. http://tfl.nu/8wfu

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(614): View more from Ohio

my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat

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repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES

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(614): my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat (614): repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES http://tfl.nu/9vr3

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(256): View more from Alabama

I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud

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(256): I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud http://tfl.nu/dlrj

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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!

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(214): I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made! http://tfl.nu/rkm5

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(720): View more from Colorado

He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....

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(720): He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ.... http://tfl.nu/i5f3

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