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• (269): View more from Michigan

  did you hook up austin?

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  No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed

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• (949): View more from California

  Getting food. Want anything?

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  Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  wake up i wanna do it froggy style

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm

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• (831): View more from California

  Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.

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