idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null