Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
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I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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