The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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