so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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