Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
