Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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