dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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