Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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