David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
vagina is talking i cant
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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