She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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