chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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