Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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