White coat. Heels.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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