So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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