I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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