a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How naked do you want me to be?
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