She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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