Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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