i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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