Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
the raccoons are back...
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