I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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