Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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