so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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