I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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