If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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