Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.