doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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