New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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