WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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