She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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