Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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