I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
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Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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