I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
no you cant smoke seaweed
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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