nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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